I vowed to do it for a month. It wouldn’t be that bad really. What was a month? Only four short weeks. I have an iron will and I was up for the challenge. Gluten, that stubborn protein that’s in just about everything that we eat from breakfast cereals to granola bars, is the cause of discomfort for many people. And I suspected that I might have been one of them. I decided to do my own experiment to see. Despite my husband’s skepticism, I set my mind to the task ahead. The first week went relatively easy. I mean, almond butter and banana isn’t as satisfying as an almond butter and banana sandwich, but it sufficed. And Ezekiel gluten free English muffins are a decent substitute for the typical sprouted variety I usually enjoy. There was that accidental slip up with the granola bar…and then there was the soy sauce, but all in all, I survived week one. Week two went without a hitch and gluten was gone from my diet. I missed my whole grain cookies, but dark chocolate was enough. Then came week three.
The smell of the pizza was tantalizing and I think big droplets of drool fell and hit the table with a big splat as I sat, wide eyed and large gaping mouth. I told you that I had an iron will. With fierce determination, I wiped the spittle with the back of my hand and looked the other way as my family devoured the steaming, cheesy pizza on multi grain crust. I ordered a personal gluten free instead. It didn’t quite live up to my expectations, but the toppings were mostly organic and I left feeling strong and virtuous.
One in 133 Americans has celiac disease. It’s a staggering number that seems to be growing by the day. I have to clarify that my goal was really not to eliminate the gluten as much as it was to eliminate the wheat. Many functional medicine doctors believe that, in an effort to create high yield crops, modern day wheat has been transformed into a shorter “dwarf wheat” labeled by many authorities as “Frankenwheat”. This cross bred, hybridized variety of wheat is believed by many to be quick digesting, addictive and highly inflammatory. Other well respected physicians and nutrition authorities believe that if you are not gluten sensitive or intolerant, whole wheat can be a part of a healthy diet. To reiterate, a wheat free diet is very different than a gluten free diet and my experiment was really a very lax one at best.
Going gluten free means avoiding all foods containing wheat, oats, barley and rye and carefully scrutinizing labels for hidden gluten that can hide in cold cuts, soups, candies and soy sauce. Ingredients such as starch, modified food starch, hydrolyzed vegetable protein (HVP), hydrolyzed plant protein (HPP), texturized vegetable protein (TVP), binders, fillers, excipients, extenders, malt and natural flavorings should all wave a red flag in the face of those with a gluten intolerance. Going wheat free means avoiding wheat and all products containing wheat – and there are a lot of them. Being gluten free, or even wheat free for that matter, is not impossible, but it is no easy task. And yet, I weathered on in the face of my wheat eating family. I was strong. I was stubborn. I was unshakeable. Until my husband brought home a tray of Crumbs cupcakes and my iron will shattered and crumbled into a million tiny pieces.
I stood in a state of shock staring at the fudgey, chocolatey goodness that lay within my reach. Trans fat? Who cares. Enough sugar to fuel a rocket ship? Pee shaw. No hidden avocado or chia seeds? I didn’t care. I wanted them. I wanted them right then and there. I ate dinner quickly debating in my head the advantage of waiting out my experiment versus throwing in the towel a week early. And then angels sang as dinner ended and I bit into the oversized, decadent treat that was the Crumbs cupcake. And so, my iron will crumbling to the floor in front of me, I was reminded of an essential lesson. It’s important to eat clean most of the time, but it’s impossible, for most, to eat like that all of the time. I talk with clients all the time who feel guilt ridden misery over what they consider their “food transgressions”. Guilt and misery have no place in relation to food. The goal to long term clean eating is to find the balance that will allow you to eat healthy the majority of the time. Finding that balance takes some trial and error, but will eventually become an automatic, guilt free way of life. I give a strong round of supportive applause to those with a true gluten intolerance or strong sensitivity to gluten that can not succumb to their cravings and immediate gratification the way I did. Greater awareness will hopefully bring about more variety and choices for those who suffer with difficult food restrictions. More information on gluten intolerance, sensitivity and gluten free foods can be found at The Celiac Disease Foundation (www.celiac.org) and the Celiac Sprue Association (www.csaceliacs.org).
My short three week experiment showed me that the total elimination of wheat had little effect on me. While my will may not be as iron clad as I believed and my trial not as long or extensive as needed to yield reliable results, I decided, for now at least, to pitch my flag in the camp that believes whole grain wheat products have a place, for those without intolerances, in a healthy diet. I pitch this flag in one hand with a luscious Crumbs cupcake in the other.
Happy and healthy indulgences,
Adina Kelman